walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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