let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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