I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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