The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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