Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Randomize