We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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