And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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