I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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