Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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