Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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