i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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