I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
worst night to have a conscience
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Come share oat with me in your robe
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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