You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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