shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
ok first of all what the fuck
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