I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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