ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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