They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Come on in and take your pants off
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