When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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