Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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