plz talk dirty to me
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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