Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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