I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Found the puke drawer
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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