If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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