Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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