oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Watching her eat just hurts me
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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