I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
She's just so happy...and so naked.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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