i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
MIDGETS
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I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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