Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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