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I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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