I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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