I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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