He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
