My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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