Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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