When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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