Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
love makes seman taste better
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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