1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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