is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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