Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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