im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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