Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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