I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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