I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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