"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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