whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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