I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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