Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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