I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
