we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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