Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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