idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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