If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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