yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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